50 Fresh and Funny Coffee Quotes for Great Morning Startup

Coffee Quotes

Morning Coffee will Make Whole Day with full of Energy and Freshness. Many People are Addicted to this Habit. SO, here is a Special Post for all Coffee Lovers, A Big Collection of COFFEE QUOTES. We hope that you all Enjoy this Post and Feel Energetic Every Morning. Do Share it with your Coffee Lover Friend and Spread Love.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.”

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”

“Coffee and Friends – A Perfect Blend.”

Coffee Quotes

“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.”

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.”

“Coffee and love are best when they are hot.”

“Water is an Essential Element of Life Because without it you can’t make Coffee.”

Coffee Quotes

“Coffee and smoking are the last great addiction.”

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” -Josephine Baker

“Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.”

“Even Bad Coffee is Better than No Coffee at all.”

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“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.”

“Coffee: The gasoline of life. Do I like my coffee black ? There are other colors ?”

“A cup of coffee shared with a Friend is Happiness Tasted and time well spent.”

Coffee Quotes

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”

“Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a website before!”

“Coffee is a hug in a mug.”

“If it ain’t Caffeinated, It ain’t Coffee.”

Coffee Quotes

“There are only two kinds of conversation needed for a good marriage…coffee talk and pillow talk. They should both be warm, and sweet.”

“Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.”

“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.”

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”

“Coffee Makes Us severe, and Grave, and Philosophical.”

Coffee Quotes

“On the eighth day, God created coffee so that people like me could experience those seven other days.”

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”

“Herbal tea tastes so much Better when it’s coffee.”

“There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.”

“Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.”

Coffee Quotes

Morning Coffee Quotes

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

“There’s too much blood in my coffee stream.”

“Adventure in life is good, consistency in coffee even better.”

“Hot coffee and cold winter Morning are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”

Coffee Quotes

“Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.”

“I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of Morning coffee he drinks.”

“Coffee is a way of Stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”

Coffee Quotes

Funny Coffee Quotes

“Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price.”

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive’!!!”

“Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night!!”

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” – Jilly Cooper

“Coffee was a food in that House, Not a Drink.”

Coffee Quotes

“A tornado is the ultimate coffee grinder. Just add water, and you’ll wake the whole trailer park.”

“What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.”

“I’m a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine.”

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